I'm back!
O
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Lars Laser - Grasshopper (Gotgatan AM Remix)
For you who's interested in some Stockholm style Drum 'n Base.
/Lars Laser
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
From the A to the C2
I dont know how many times we played this song the late summer of 05 !
Did u count it O ??
e
Mind your manners
If the bar is to crowded and you can't get to it and therefore are unable to order, contrary to common belief the best way to approach it is not to elbow the closest person in front of you. A better way is to look for a different spot or perhaps wait a while. I guarantee you if you wait a minute a spot will open up without imposing any bruises on your fellow bar visitors. Happy bar hopping!
O
Monday, September 22, 2008
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Wu tang clan!!!
I use to know everything about hip hop in the late 90's. Which to me actually was one of the best eras of hippa to das hoppa! Anyways, I found this awesome remix and I felt that HAD to post it. Hopefully E will go nuts over this tune. And all you other hoppers out there.
Wu tang clan - Stomp (The bloody beetroots Remix) (Bouelafacettes)
D
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Poppin them thangs
Every hood we go throughAll the gangstas around know my whole crew (Nigga what)
We hold it down like we supposed to
Nigga you can front if you want, we be poppin them thangs
O
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Whell.....
This is not really our cup of tea.....but it is mine...I looove this, but the song is not the point this time, because I watch this whitout sound and it was stil sexy....That we do like @ JFK....We like sexy.....Enjoy....
and Cassie is not even in it.......(so dont mind the pissed of girl...)
e
Monday, September 15, 2008
Between life and death
According to greek mythology Styx is an underground river that works like a border between the current life and the kingdom of death.
It tells a story about Charon. The ferryman who transported the dead over the river Styx to finally deliver them to Hades. What you would do is that you would place a coin (an Obol) under the dead mans tounge which later would be used as payment. Without a coin you would have to spend an eternity between life and death. Neither living nor dead. But some (both Romans and Greeks) reject this theory like Dante for example. You know the Italian writer who describes his journey through hell and the purgatory in La Divina Commedia or The Divine Comedy. They are simply suggesting that Charon didn't bring the dead across the river Styx but over the river Acheron instead. Like other rivers Styx had a goddess or a nymph if you will named after it. She was married to the titan Pallas and together they had a dotter, the goddess of victory Nike.
Nice talking to you all..
C
Positivity Inc.
The tides are turning, the fall is coming and Entourage is a good show again. Saw the last episode today and had a smile on my face the entire episode. They even found room for a good song in the ending credits. Pure Positivity, I'm loving it.
O
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Kanye IS king !
Try to hit you with 'Ouer de Whopee' /
Till I gets flashed by the paparazzis /
Damn, this ni**as got me /
I hate these ni**as more than the nazis /
e
Slowmotion better than no motion
This song is circulating on blogs again, it's a really nice song, mellow hip hop. But... just so you know... I'm a lot cooler cause I listened to it way before any of you did, during the house-painting days way back when.
So you know... if anyone want my number, its cool, cause I'm pretty cool.
O
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Don Rimini - Hools
Don Rimini's "Hools" can put a bullet through anyone on the dancefloor!!!
(Mp3) Don Rimini - Hools
Also take a minute to listen to his Nervous Breakdown!
And why not Let Me Back Up
D
He is out to get you all!
Due to my lack of inspiration and the fact that my self critisim has tortured me into feeling like a fat 14 year old girl with suicide thoughts. But instead of writing you something or killing myself I would like to share theese songs that might bring some joy to your otherwise meaningless lifes.
Cut Copy - Lights And Music (Moulinex Remix) (Uhohdisco.com)
The Cars - You Might Think
Joy Division - Transmission
C
Ragga"furr"aj!!
Ajjjj enn aaaj gotta de raaast's fleeete ina di Trollhett offa di ottha skeeter hair! Mii fiiili'n ivrig waan to haff ragga"fuur"aj fleeter ona di heeead... man. Miii getta mooo pun pun daat waay, batoooaaaa..!
Meeeby datt was reeeson for no pun pun wrapped arooond mi anaconda! MAN!
D
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Sweetest taboo
On the contrary to what my dear friend wrote I would say that being drunk is not taboo. I would rather argue that people sometimes tend to get jealous when others have more fun than them and therefore makes condescending remarks about them, someone you might label as a “hater”, and nobody captures the essence of haters better than Mr. Katt Williams. “They don’t hate you, they hate good shit, they used to want good shit than good shit didn’t happen to them”.
But enough about that, taboos is what really got me puzzled, or rather the fact that are almost no taboos left in our society. And I think that’s a pity, part of the fun of getting shit-faced on a funeral, making jokes about Josef Fritzl or just peeing in public is the taboo of doing so. And as more and more taboos disappears things tend to get less and less funny. Stand up comedians has to go to absurd lengths to find new taboos to rant about, joking about dick sucking just doesn’t do the trick anymore. So please, try to preserve some of our precious taboos.
O
Monday, September 8, 2008
Big or small......
Every now and then I pause my life to enjoy different small things or thangs....
They really dont my life better in the long run, but it makes it fuckin brilliant for the moment.
I like this about myself, that I can feel like a grizzly bear ate me for dinner, pooped me out just to pee on the vomit.....But still I can to theese small things and feel like a million bucks for a couple of minutes and then mount everyday with a smile or at least a grin.....I live and die for those small things .....So if you see me smile.....you know why.....
e
Being drunk - Taboo
I like myself, I really do. Some people might think I don't cuz I drink alot and quite frankly treat my body like crap. Like now for example. I wouldn't feel like ear fucking you guys without a whiskey. Anyway. A friend of mine threw a party last weekend which i attended the shit out of. A little to much for some.
I'd never realized that people can be so easily offended. When did people stop having fun when they are out getting their freak on? Alcohol used to be the secret recipe for ugly, stupid or ordinairy shy people.
Ugly farts could just approach the bar and order 6 cl of pure self esteem making them feel like Johnny Depp. I experienced a group of people sitting in a couch small talking about a random drunk guy "embarrissing" himself. Being drunk is evedently a taboo.
Sorry about your t-shirt Oskar..
C
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Thursday, September 4, 2008
This is when I knew how to...
D
I use to know how to...
D
You so crazy
Hey dude, you know what would be really funny, if you would like, just go to the Idol audition and just, you know sing, but sing badly and like dress up in an overall, and maybe a cowboy hat, and just dance around, like totally ironic.
Ha ha yeah dude, that would be so fucking funny, I am the craziest person I know, and I'm gonna get tons of chicks after this man.
Awesome dude!
Totally man!
O
I wanna!
Gotta cut the roof of then though. Dammit!
But it's sweeeeeeeeet!!!
D
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
The modern pedophelia of our time.
There is a group of people i really despise. It's the younger middle aged guy in his opinion best years who owns his own and first business. He have probably inheritaded it from his father or started with a friend. It is most likely a café or a shop of some kind. That makes him a local celebrity. And what he does is that he hires young, cute girls who in fact suck at the job they were hired to do but are kind of nice to look at. The girls on the other hand are young, insecure and actually believing that they were hired based on there personality and awesome ability to make a macchiato with soy milk. I hate to burst your bubble but that's a fucking lie. But who can blame them? He invites them to all kinds of staff parties and other funny activities. And it's fun, it's probably their first job so they feel well taken care of and he's "so kind". But he all he actually does is mentally masturbating of a to me fictitious moment were he after closing time fucks the living shit out of them.
C
Whats the matter with you rock?
When apahty strikes a little bit of Nina Simone is what the doctor prescribes.
O
Cry myself a river build a bridge and get over it .......
Well let me do this, just once and then I’m done. I have to write about it I have to vent it. This fucking thing we call love, I don’t want to be bitter and say “Fuck love” or anything because I believe in love and I live on love, I create on love. That’s why since I lost my love I have not produced a single thing. Not one picture, not one painting not even a little text or verse. I'm trying everyday to create and everyday I fail......But I’m starting to feel it bubbling inside me and I feel that there is things I have to create.
But my heart is broken, so I have to learn a new way to create. Allot of people create more when they are unhappy, bitter or heartbroken.....I don’t. I create on love and on happiness.....on the power that my lovely girl gave me.
But now I don’t have any love BUT I haven’t transformed into a bitter Swedish version of Hank Moody…. I’m not drowning in a sea of pointless pussy. Trust me on that one.
I started to get a lot of work again after the summer-coma, I’m trying to create pictures that I already created back in the spring in my head or from my blackbook. That’s always something…….is it not ?
I’m trying to get back, I’m trying hard. I need love but I don’t want new love.
But like a wise man once said (the Moodiest of the Moodys) :
“Life is to short to dance with fat chicks”
How the fuck am I going to get out of this one? Any ideas?
e
Monday, September 1, 2008
Deep Throat
Check it.
D
Sunday, August 31, 2008
If you stare at them, you'll feel better about yourself
But i came to realize that that they only make shows about fat people and dogs. Swedish channel 5 had a show on a fat chick trying to become a cop and go through all the physical tests. For your information she failed, bigtime!
On channel 4 there was a show about a bunch of fat people, men and woman, trying to loose more weight than another bunch of fat people. Is the Average Joe really that interested in watching shows on fat people everyday? Cause i'm not! I mean who watch that kind of crap? Except for other fat people who are to lazy to tie their own shoes thinking "Good for her". Or is the viewers petite and only watching it for a good laugh or in fact to cure their own lack of self esteem?
Another tv-trend is shows about dogs and their stupid masters that don't know how to take care of them. Depressed dogs, spoiled dogs and just plain dumb dogs. Haven't we seen this before? I think dog-shows are the new "spoiled-kids-behaving-bad-shows". Let fat people be fat and don't let people that are incapable of taking care of themselfs the responsibility to raise a dog or a kid for that matter.
C
Riddle me this
As I am completely flushed out regarding any useful thoughts or unimportant drivel to share on this blog I thought I would leave you with something to think about, to exercise that blob under your skull-bone.
"Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight, what is she?"
The first one to crack it gets a lollipop.
O
The boys !
I just wanna big up my boys!
C, D & O Your the best in the word, my summer was saved by you guys, I felt like crap almost everyday (heartbroken like a little bitch....) but you put a smile on my face everytime we do our got damn thang! Thanks boys and I love you all big time!
pause.........
e
Friday, August 29, 2008
God, this subject is big
I don't think that there is no need to be walking around thinking about the fact that you could die any second. Even if it's obvious that a brick could fall from a building and hit you right in the forehead causing your brain to shut down. What i do think is that you should respect him though, death. By that i mean not doing stupid stuff that might kill your sorry ass. Like paragliding, russian roulette or knitting.
C
David Duchovny
Mr David Duchovny aka Hank Moody aka Mulder just signed him self into rehab for Sex addiction... aint that a bitch.....
Good work Moody!!
e
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Great meets greatness
When Elvis met The Beatles in his home in Bel-Air he alegedley got bored and said: "Quite frankly if you guys are going to stare at me all night, I'm going to bed"
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Mad men
It's friday afternoon at a marketing department in downtown Stockholm. A group of men have locked themselves in a conference room with one mission. To retake the latest slope in popularity MQ has suffered with the young and trendy i Sweden.
They all agree MQ need a new spokesperson, a new face.
-It has to be someone with an impeccable sense of style, someone says.
-He has to be a role-model for people aged 15-25, says another.
-Maybe it should be a singer, who is the hottest name in the music industry today? a third man asks.
Suddenly one of the men rises up from his chair and screams out, call Brolle!!! And everyone starts applauding in unison, their work was done.
And such a successful campaign it was.
O
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Flashing writersblock
You know the flashing marker that steals all your attention when you're trying to write something of value.
Like now for example. Fuck!
Just look at it! Staring back at you full of malicious pleasure.
Sometimes i wonder if it was designed to fuck with peoples minds. I mean what's the flashing for? That's one of the factors which contributes writersblock.
From now on let us all decide to boycott the internet and never ever use computers again. I'm going to buy myself an old fashion typewriter and give all you facebookers the middlefinger.
C
Sunday, August 24, 2008
The Boss of the Byss !
I wanna make a tribute to the worlds greatest TV-Chef ! Fuck Tina, Fuck the-licens-to-grill-dude and FUCK Martha. Per Morberg is the greatest of them all. Riche, Cafe Opera and Hamlet Bannmister Wharf Newport Rhode Island USA is a couple of spots he used to work at before he took his acting to a higher level.
We @ JFK wanna se this man kill a animal in the woods drag it in to his 17-room house in the archipelago of Trosa, peel the skin of that bitch and cook it in his dream-kitchen everyday.....He onced said that that he ”knullar maten”....thats swedish for Fucking the food....Please TV4....make an episode everyday for the rest of our life. Watch this genius cook here :
http://www.tv4.se/1.283438?videoId=1.276905&renderingdepartment=2.757
Per Morberg we Salute YOU !
e
To be innovative
After a while he looks back at them and says (with a drunken, dark voice known in swedish as "whiskeyröst")
"In the past two years i've released two books of poetry, three short stories, four albums and painted sixteen paintings. What the fuck have you been doing?"
Talk about being innovative eh?
C
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Work is hell
Sometimes you just have one of thoose days at work where nothing seems to go your way. It is one of thoose day for this journalist in the clip. In an interview with Bob Dylan things doesn't go his way. Life is hard, and Dylan is a genious.
O
Prostitutes do not strip!
the drunken hornyness came crawling up his spine like a cold chill.
The thing that started with some innocent mental masturbation and light petting lead him to a crossroad were he had to choose. And so he did.
He did a thing most lonely guys have thought of doing at some time of their life but few actually have gone through with.
Wanda was her name. A hot, platina-blond 22 year old with a perfect body she described herself on her website. The thing with Wanda was that she knew how to charge her costumers.
1 hour standard sex, 2500:- with an extra analfee of 500:- for example.
My dear friend collected his last money and came up with 1233:- Which made him 1267:- short from getting his freak on. So he asked her kindly if she could come over and give him a little striptease and charge him his 1233:-
But the proposition made by my friend pissed her off. "I'm a whore, no fucking stripper" she said. This is what i don't understand.
That means she consider being stripper more degrading than being a prostitute, that means she consider taking her clothes of and shaking her bum is more humiliating than charging different guys to sleep with her.
That's when i learned a valuable lession, Prostitutes don't strip!
C
Friday, August 22, 2008
The simple pleasures in life
All of us should get out more. And not just go out and take a walk but go out and eat dinner. Why do we swedes don't like to leave our houses. I propose a national 'go out to dinner day', just imagine everyone having a day of to be hangover after a nice day at a restaurant.
Sometime in august, perhaps the 22nd?
O
If I only had more time...
If it wasn't for that girl, in the dance class I fell in love with, that dumped me when I was eight years old, maybe I would've been as good as these fellas in the video above.
Still rocki'n dance floors but not on this lever.
D
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