Flashing writersblock

You know the flashing marker that steals all your attention when you're trying to write something of value.

Like now for example. Fuck!

Just look at it! Staring back at you full of malicious pleasure.

Sometimes i wonder if it was designed to fuck with peoples minds. I mean what's the flashing for? That's one of the factors which contributes writersblock.

From now on let us all decide to boycott the internet and never ever use computers again. I'm going to buy myself an old fashion typewriter and give all you facebookers the middlefinger.

C

HAHA

Mr E in about 30 years ......

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T-Pain

ALL HAIL THE PAIN !!!!

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A those old fashioned gals...

...sure knew how to make an entrance. 

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The Boss of the Byss !

I wanna make a tribute to the worlds greatest TV-Chef ! Fuck Tina, Fuck the-licens-to-grill-dude and FUCK Martha. Per Morberg is the greatest of them all. Riche, Cafe Opera and Hamlet Bannmister Wharf Newport Rhode Island USA is a couple of spots he used to work at before he took his acting to a higher level.
We @ JFK wanna se this man kill a animal in the woods drag it in to his 17-room house in the archipelago of Trosa, peel the skin of that bitch and cook it in his dream-kitchen everyday.....He onced said that that he ”knullar maten”....thats swedish for Fucking the food....Please TV4....make an episode everyday for the rest of our life. Watch this genius cook here :
http://www.tv4.se/1.283438?videoId=1.276905&renderingdepartment=2.757

Per Morberg we Salute YOU !

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Skeet!!!

No words needed!

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To be innovative

I read an interesting thing today. You can call it a myth or an urban legend. Starring our favourite musician and drunk Ulf Lundell. According to the story Ulf were sitting in the back of a bus drunk as fuck, broken and probably singing to himself. Everyone on the bus keeps looking at him like some kind of zoo-animal. 

After a while he looks back at them and says (with a drunken, dark voice known in swedish as "whiskeyröst")

"In the past two years i've released two books of poetry, three short stories, four albums and painted sixteen paintings. What the fuck have you been doing?"

Talk about being innovative eh?

C

Work is hell

Sometimes you just have one of thoose days at work where nothing seems to go your way. It is one of thoose day for this journalist in the clip. In an interview with Bob Dylan things doesn't go his way. Life is hard, and Dylan is a genious. 

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Prostitutes do not strip!

A really odd thing happend to a friend of mine a couple of months ago as he was feeling lonely, laying on my couch. After a night out without any perticular luck with the ladies

the drunken hornyness came crawling up his spine like a cold chill. 

The thing that started with some innocent mental masturbation and light petting lead him to a crossroad were he had to choose. And so he did.

He did a thing most lonely guys have thought of doing at some time of their life but few actually have gone through with.

Wanda was her name. A hot, platina-blond 22 year old with a perfect body she described herself on her website. The thing with Wanda was that she knew how to charge her costumers. 

1 hour standard sex, 2500:- with an extra analfee of 500:- for example.

My dear friend collected his last money and came up with 1233:- Which made him 1267:- short from getting his freak on. So he asked her kindly if she could come over and give him a little striptease and charge him his 1233:-

But the proposition made by my friend pissed her off. "I'm a whore, no fucking stripper" she said. This is what i don't understand.

That means she consider being stripper more degrading than being  a prostitute, that means she consider taking her clothes of and shaking her bum is more humiliating than charging different guys to sleep with her.

That's when i learned a valuable lession, Prostitutes don't strip!

C

The simple pleasures in life

All of us should get out more. And not just go out and take a walk but go out and eat dinner. Why do we swedes don't like to leave our houses. I propose a national 'go out to dinner day', just imagine everyone having a day of to be hangover after a nice day at a restaurant. 

Sometime in august, perhaps the 22nd?

O

ooooh crap...

17 days baby!!!! Around 4 in the morning....download torrent....Oh yes!

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If I only had more time...

When I was a kid I went to this dans school to learn "boogie woogie" or in swedish; "bugg". Anyways, my mum brought me there to get rid of some of my light ADHD behavior that caused my female teacher's brain tumor. Sort of.

If it wasn't for that girl, in the dance class I fell in love with, that dumped me when I was eight years old, maybe I would've been as good as these fellas in the video above.

Still rocki'n dance floors but not on this lever.

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I am a child

I was so bored the other day I bought a couple of video games, and after playing them for two night I realized, they are for children. No blood, lots of colors and a funny dialogue... but I love them. 

So am I a child? Should I be embarrassed? Nothing is certain in this world. 

O

Bad Omen ?!

If you look at beautyful woman in black and white....
The man downstairs is lookin.....is it a sign ?!
I dont know....hmm...better watch that CK-commercial again,
just to be sure....

(p.s I think C has hairy palms..)

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GLADPORR

As i was enjoying the shit out of my Pollo Alfredo on my lunchbreak i thought of a phenomenon known in swedish as "Gladporr".

Gladporr is a pornographic genre were gentle eroticism meets humour in a delicious combination very popular in the 1970's. I guess you can call it the opposite of hardcore porn. The most notorious moviesof the 70's were Danish, the so called "Signs" movies. They were directed by the late Ole Söltoft who not only wrote them but also got his penis dirty. 

We swedes made a few of our own. Kyrkoherden (the vicar) being one of them. Starring Jarl Borssén and the swedish track and field star Ricky Bruch.

C

 

What's He Building?

A friend at work introduced me to Tom Waits the other day during our sad song session and I just cant stop listening to him. I don't know what to say about him really. I'm far from a poet myself but this guy he's fucking genius. HAhaha! In some weird way. He both scares me and inspires me. Woouhuhuuhuuuuu!!!

Just listen to him.

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Chromeo - Momma's Boy on FWA Theater

Good song, awesome video, great artist and also a chance for me to promote the video portal made by the company I work for. Fi

Chromeo - Momma's Boy

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Whatta Ozz?

All you Ozzy Osbourne fans out there. And all you electronic drum fans, cow bell fans, guitar fans, electro fans etc, listen to this. Wicked!

Drums of Death - Ozzzy!

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Oh Jodie Oh Jodie

Jodie and her "wife" Cydney Bernard called it quits a wile back after 14 years.....and the-non-famous-one can maybee cash in 25 million $ in alimony.....aint that a bitch..

I dont think Jodie will die considering she's worth a 100 000 000$ haha....Dike gots money !!!

Lets all hope Jodie gets to keeps her money.......Go Jodie!

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Cover me

Its almost 1.00 am, I really should get to sleep but somehow my mind tells me to stay up. So what kind of music suits a lonely night best? Hmm... Oh I know, Johnny.

Johnny Cash - Personal Jesus

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