Saturday, August 23, 2008

Prostitutes do not strip!

A really odd thing happend to a friend of mine a couple of months ago as he was feeling lonely, laying on my couch. After a night out without any perticular luck with the ladies
the drunken hornyness came crawling up his spine like a cold chill. 
The thing that started with some innocent mental masturbation and light petting lead him to a crossroad were he had to choose. And so he did.
He did a thing most lonely guys have thought of doing at some time of their life but few actually have gone through with.
Wanda was her name. A hot, platina-blond 22 year old with a perfect body she described herself on her website. The thing with Wanda was that she knew how to charge her costumers. 
1 hour standard sex, 2500:- with an extra analfee of 500:- for example.
My dear friend collected his last money and came up with 1233:- Which made him 1267:- short from getting his freak on. So he asked her kindly if she could come over and give him a little striptease and charge him his 1233:-
But the proposition made by my friend pissed her off. "I'm a whore, no fucking stripper" she said. This is what i don't understand.
That means she consider being stripper more degrading than being  a prostitute, that means she consider taking her clothes of and shaking her bum is more humiliating than charging different guys to sleep with her.
That's when i learned a valuable lession, Prostitutes don't strip!