The modern pedophelia of our time.

There is a group of people i really despise. It's the younger middle aged guy in his opinion best years who owns his own and first business. He have probably inheritaded it from his father or started with a friend. It is most likely a café or a shop of some kind. That makes him a local celebrity. And what he does is that he hires young, cute girls who in fact suck at the job they were hired to do but are kind of nice to look at. The girls on the other hand are young, insecure and actually believing that they were hired based on there personality and awesome ability to make a macchiato with soy milk. I hate to burst your bubble but that's a fucking lie. But who can blame them? He invites them to all kinds of staff parties and other funny activities. And it's fun, it's probably their first job so they feel well taken care of and he's "so kind". But he all he actually does is mentally masturbating of a to me fictitious moment were he after closing time fucks the living shit out of them.

C

Whats the matter with you rock?

When apahty strikes a little bit of Nina Simone is what the doctor prescribes. 

Nina Simone - Sinnerman

O

Cry myself a river build a bridge and get over it .......

Well let me do this, just once and then I’m done. I have to write about it I have to vent it. This fucking thing we call love, I don’t want to be bitter and say “Fuck love” or anything because I believe in love and I live on love, I create on love. That’s why since I lost my love I have not produced a single thing. Not one picture, not one painting not even a little text or verse. I'm trying everyday to create and everyday I fail......But I’m starting to feel it bubbling inside me and I feel that there is things I have to create.
But my heart is broken, so I have to learn a new way to create. Allot of people create more when they are unhappy, bitter or heartbroken.....I don’t. I create on love and on happiness.....on the power that my lovely girl gave me.
But now I don’t have any love BUT I haven’t transformed into a bitter Swedish version of Hank Moody…. I’m not drowning in a sea of pointless pussy. Trust me on that one.
I started to get a lot of work again after the summer-coma, I’m trying to create pictures that I already created back in the spring in my head or from my blackbook. That’s always something…….is it not ?

I’m trying to get back, I’m trying hard. I need love but I don’t want new love.
But like a wise man once said (the Moodiest of the Moodys) :
“Life is to short to dance with fat chicks”
How the fuck am I going to get out of this one? Any ideas?

e

Deep Throat

I saw Claude Vonstroke at "APT" in Meat Packing District (NYC) about a year ago. He is definitely one of my favorite DJ:s out there. This tune is a pretty minimal creation from him but also one of his best if you're asking me. The video is kinda cool too.

Check it.

D

If you stare at them, you'll feel better about yourself

I don't watch television that often. Nowadays there's not much that entertains me. I got so pissed of the other day when i woke up with a hangover the size of Madagascar and actually wanted to watch some tv for the first time in decades.

But i came to realize that that they only make shows about fat people and dogs. Swedish channel 5 had a show on a fat chick trying to become a cop and go through all the physical tests. For your information she failed, bigtime! 

On channel 4 there was a show about a bunch of fat people, men and woman, trying to loose more weight than another bunch of fat people. Is the Average Joe really that interested in watching shows on fat people everyday? Cause i'm not! I mean who watch that kind of crap? Except for other fat people who are to lazy to tie their own shoes thinking "Good for her". Or is the viewers petite and only watching it for a good laugh or in fact to cure their own lack of self esteem?

Another tv-trend is shows about dogs and their stupid masters that don't know how to take care of them. Depressed dogs, spoiled dogs and just plain dumb dogs. Haven't we seen this before? I think dog-shows are the new "spoiled-kids-behaving-bad-shows". Let fat people be fat and don't let people that are incapable of taking care of themselfs the responsibility to raise a dog or a kid for that matter.

C

Riddle me this

As I am completely flushed out regarding any useful thoughts or unimportant drivel to share on this blog I thought I would leave you with something to think about, to exercise that blob under your skull-bone. 

"Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight, what is she?"

The first one to crack it gets a lollipop.

O

The boys !

I just wanna big up my boys!
C, D & O Your the best in the word, my summer was saved by you guys, I felt like crap almost everyday (heartbroken like a little bitch....) but you put a smile on my face everytime we do our got damn thang! Thanks boys and I love you all big time!

pause.........

e

God, this subject is big

Death is a gnarly thing. Everything and everyone dies or will die at some point. It doesn't matter if it's person, a feeling or a flower rottening. Im not saying this in a "everything-will-turn-to-shit" kind of way. That's just the way it goes in my opinion. Others might disagree or will disagree. Take the muslims for example. They belive that the present life is a trial in preperation for the next realm of existence. I would like to belive in reincarnation like the muslims or any other person with thoose kind of thoughts towards death. It scared me alot back in the days but not so much anymore. I don't know if that is a positive or negative thing. You choose.

I don't think that there is no need to be walking around thinking about the fact that you could die any second. Even if it's obvious that a brick could fall from a building and hit you right in the forehead causing your brain to shut down. What i do think is that you should respect him though, death. By that i mean not doing stupid stuff that might kill your sorry ass. Like paragliding, russian roulette or knitting.

C

FUCK

C

David Duchovny

Mr David Duchovny aka Hank Moody aka Mulder just signed him self into rehab for Sex addiction... aint that a bitch.....
Good work Moody!!

e

Great meets greatness

When Elvis met The Beatles in his home in Bel-Air he alegedley got bored and said: "Quite frankly if you guys are going to stare at me all night, I'm going to bed"

Im sorry boys.....my fellow bloggers....u all suck.....this is a BLOG, we needs to blog the crap out of this shit....like the black proud men we are.....so grap your computers and type type type!!!

Jodie will hunt you all if u dont!

e

No they DID NOT ?!?!

e

Mad men

It's friday afternoon at a marketing department in downtown Stockholm. A group of men have locked themselves in a conference room with one mission. To retake the latest slope in popularity MQ has suffered with the young and trendy i Sweden. 

They all agree MQ need a new spokesperson, a new face. 

-It has to be someone with an impeccable sense of style, someone says. 

-He has to be a role-model for people aged 15-25, says another. 

-Maybe it should be a singer, who is the hottest name in the music industry today? a third man asks. 

Suddenly one of the men rises up from his chair and screams out, call Brolle!!! And everyone starts applauding in unison, their work was done. 

And such a successful campaign it was. 

O

Flashing writersblock

You know the flashing marker that steals all your attention when you're trying to write something of value.

Like now for example. Fuck!

Just look at it! Staring back at you full of malicious pleasure.

Sometimes i wonder if it was designed to fuck with peoples minds. I mean what's the flashing for? That's one of the factors which contributes writersblock.

From now on let us all decide to boycott the internet and never ever use computers again. I'm going to buy myself an old fashion typewriter and give all you facebookers the middlefinger.

C

HAHA

Mr E in about 30 years ......

e

T-Pain

ALL HAIL THE PAIN !!!!

e

A those old fashioned gals...

...sure knew how to make an entrance. 

O

The Boss of the Byss !

I wanna make a tribute to the worlds greatest TV-Chef ! Fuck Tina, Fuck the-licens-to-grill-dude and FUCK Martha. Per Morberg is the greatest of them all. Riche, Cafe Opera and Hamlet Bannmister Wharf Newport Rhode Island USA is a couple of spots he used to work at before he took his acting to a higher level.
We @ JFK wanna se this man kill a animal in the woods drag it in to his 17-room house in the archipelago of Trosa, peel the skin of that bitch and cook it in his dream-kitchen everyday.....He onced said that that he ”knullar maten”....thats swedish for Fucking the food....Please TV4....make an episode everyday for the rest of our life. Watch this genius cook here :
http://www.tv4.se/1.283438?videoId=1.276905&renderingdepartment=2.757

Per Morberg we Salute YOU !

e